Music – San Francisco

Rock Stiffly formed this intergalactic supergroup at the age of 7. He was a solo act for the first 25 years of his career with For The Ladies. He met Legs Benedict (drummer) in Oakland, California at an underground speed dating contest. From the beginning, they performed very well together in dark locations that smelled of spilled fluids. They both needed a lawyer shortly after the speed dating contest, so Rock Stiffly called upon his twice removed uncle, Beansy. Beansy immediately saw the divine connection between the two men and vowed to striptease anytime, any venue, as long as there's free booze and they accept his legal counsel. Exactly one month later, on the eve of the birth of Jesus Christ, the duo met J.Y. Kelly (bassist debonair) and Reed Horny (saxophonist ordinaire) at a discount nacho cart. After the effects of food poisoning had diminished, Rock Stiffly and Legs Benedict returned to the nacho cart with hopes that J.Y and Reed would join the band and possibly sell them more nachos at a discounted price. They answered "yes" forever. Rock Stiffly, being the only member in the band with no musical background or knowledge of any instrument, decided to learn both how to sing and play the guitar. After watching YouTube videos, for 8 days straight, of people around the world playing acoustic covers of the pop hit "Wonderwall" by Oasis, he had finally achieved something. And for once, it wasn't even directly sex-related. That is when he and the rest of For The Ladies knew that their musical mission from here on out would be solely and directly sex-related.