The Snake Oil Salesmen

Music – Chicago

The Snake Oil Salesmen is a band that hail from the remote south eastern regions of Mauritania. After obtaining success in their homeland, they were exiled for tax evasion. They then decided to come to America to seek a better life. On guitar, Jerrod Schober plays the melodies he learned from indigenous cultures of Taltuga, and was raised by wild animals in a cave with the taliban. He is routinely seen eating people\'s faces in Florida. On bass, John Buda. The reincarnation of the Buddha. Yeah, that Buddha. His bass lines have been compared to the chanting of a thousand Gregorian monks. It is said that the monks imbibe nitrous oxide to achieve the low vocal register they have made legend. On drums, Andrew Thompson. Andrew doesn\'t know how to play the drums, he just looks like he does. It\'s an old music school trick. On vocals, Jimmy Cobb. It is said that his tight pants are the ancient secret to his 500 year old chicken recipe.