Coco Von Bonbon

Coco was raised in the bewitching suburb of Raytown, Missouri -- famous for its car lots, Raytown Roundup Days, and the filming of Mama's Family. Coco's experience of growing up a free spirit in the middle of the Bible belt may have left her slightly unhinged, but with most of her mental faculties intact. Luckily, she found lots of camaraderie among charming miscreants who shared her sense of being erroneously born in a red state. It wasn't long before she packed her bags and she headed West to further her education and avoid getting a real job. It would be remiss not to mention that Coco is married to a wonderful man who introduced her to the amazing world of geekery (even making her a Baroness costume to don at a Con). And that somehow she and her husband managed to procreate, bringing two seemingly normal children into the world. Coco would gladly wax on poetically about her unbelievably interesting life, philosophical views, and greatest accomplishments, probably in the third person, but she really has to get back to joyfully attaching bits to other bits.