eidak

on a cold, rainy day in 1993, a large and unknown spherical object came crashing into the arizonan desert. a young couple was camping and were the only witnesses to this strange happenstance. they reluctantly approached the crash site, not sure what they were about to discover, only to find me, an amorphous blob of an extraterrestrial species hatching out of the sphere. i scanned the genetic components of this couple and, in some weird form of pick and choose, i mimicked their features and disguised myself as a human baby. i have spent the last 23 years trying to get out of this weird stupid human suit but all of my gizmos and gadgets were destroyed in the crash. maybe one day i can revert back to my true form as an amorphous blob who can eat bugs in peace without getting weird looks from people on the city bus.